Requesting Kozlov & Kung Fu Naki Lyrics?

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Raptor
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Requesting Kozlov & Kung Fu Naki Lyrics?

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Anyone who can help here? :)
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NMMan
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Re: Requesting Kozlov & Kung Fu Naki Lyrics?

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Here's my best attempt, almost complete lyrics:

Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Yeah, Kung Fu Naki's coming for you now!)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (I see you now, yeah)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Haha, Kung Fu Naki, yeah)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki!

Gotta believe he wasn't born in Milwaukee (Kung Fu Naki!)
Might have grown up in Nagasaki, yeah (Kung Fu Naki!)
Learned to use his hands when he studies karate (Kung Fu Naki!)
Teaches you to say was a little too knocky [still working on this one]
Fu Naki likes to fish for croppy, while he listens to Pavarotti
Heard he tried to be a rap disc jockey, didn't work out, moved to Abu Dhabi
Guess the rest is histo-rate, but my memory a little bit groggy!
Kung Fu Naki, he's a kung fu man - ohh, he can still love you with lightning hands
Yeah!

Kung Fu Naki! (baby, Kung Fu Naki, where you been, man?)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki!)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki!)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (hahahahhaha)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki!

He loves to cook chicken teriyaki, yeah (Kung Fu Naki!)
Cooks in a broth made of Weissrun sake, hahaha (Kung Fu Naki!)
Loves the way Stallone says "yo" in Rocky (Kung Fu Naki!)
Often is a meal with a little biscotti
Fu Naki likes to watch Hard Copy, but he thinks it's a little bit too gossipy
Doesn't like people who act real snobby, says politicians are way too talky
Says some wrestlers are way too cocky, 'cause their bodies are soft and sloppy
Kung Fu Naki, he's a kung fu man - ohh, he can still love you with lightning hands

Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Yeah, Kung Fu Naki's coming for you now!)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Whatcha gonna do? Haha!)
Whoa, whoa
Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki!)
Whoa, whoa

Kung Fu Naki! (Uh-huh, that's it, yeah)
Kung Fu Naki! (Uh-huh, Kung Fu Naki, baby!)
Kung Fu Naki! (Kung Fu Naki, give it to 'em baby, yeah)
Kung Fu Naki! (I see you now - Kung Fu Naki, yeah, yeah)
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Re: Requesting Kozlov & Kung Fu Naki Lyrics?

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This is from JBZA's custom Kozlov tron.

Ja prinjos tebe bol' (I brought you pain)
Ja tvoj koshmar (I am your nightmare)
Ja tvoja problema i ty ejo ne hochesh' (I am your problem and you don't want it)
Ja prinjos tebe vojnu (I brought you war)
Ja - skala, kotoruju ty ne sdvinesh' (I am a rock that you will not move)

Ja prinjos Russkuju Spravedlivost' (I brought Russian justice)

U tebja net dostoinstva (You do not have value)
Ty nichto (You are nothing)
Ja smetu tebja so svoego puti (I estimate you from my way)
Kak budto tebja nikogda i ne bylo (As if you never were)

Bol'! (Pain!)
Bol'!
Bol'!
Bol'!

I s Russkim vospitaniem (And with Russian training)
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Re: Requesting Kozlov & Kung Fu Naki Lyrics?

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Thanks guys! (MNMan & Matt Original)

Just what I needed :mrgreen:
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