The Oddities - "The Greatest Show"

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Also, just for correction, the song is titled "The Great Show." Not "greatest." (proof)

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Hehehehehehe!

Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows

[Verse 1]
Oh yeah, dum ditty dum
Get your ass out the way, 'cause here come
We's bringin' this spectacle up into your town
We got creep shows, freak shows (WICKED CLOWNS!)
Most people don't like these Oddities
Most people would love to get a shot as these
If you think you're too good for us side-show freaks
Lemme know, and I'mma whip smack your cheeks... C'mon!

[Chorus]
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

[Verse 2]
I'm a side-show looney, watch me get nuts
I do back flips out in front of mad trucks
In high school the chicks always gave up problems
'Cause I was nine-feet-tall, and my boys a cyclopse
(I can swim shark-filled waters)
Yeah? Well, I can chew nails up and spit out quarters
Go cryin' for your daddy, what's that gonna do
When he's just as shook as you, you little s--t!

[Chorus]
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows

Where you goin' richy boy?
What's the matter, son?
Just because we a little different you gotta run?
I'm an oddity, you're lookin' odd at me
But then I gotta be and there's a lotta me

We's a little bit twisted, I gladly admit it
I can unscrew my head off and shoot hoop with it
And you can't, so you gotta label us weird
Even though yo' mama got a beard!
(...WHAT?!)

[Chorus]
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big Oddity freak-show's in town

Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
Everybody come see the greatest show (Come and be down with the clown)
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos in rows
Everybody come see the greatest show (Come and be down with the clown)
Gather up all Juggalos in rows