Misheard Lyrics From Your Favorite Theme Songs

[thebib62]

I'd thought it would be fun to post what we thought the lyrics were to wrestling themes, only later to find out how wrong we were.

The top three that I can think of are:

Matt Hardy's 5th WWE - "Live for the Moment"
I thought "I can slap a tornado" always sounded like "I kiss life, for tornado"

Triple H's 11th - WWE - "The Game"
My friend pointed out that the part "...From a smoking gun" sounds like "...From a smokin' yam!"

D-Von's 3rd WWE - “Eyes of Righteousness”
At the beginning, I always thought, and still feel that they're saying "Please call my name" not "He's called my name"

I wasn't sure whether to post this here, or in the "General" section.

[giznad138]

LOL. The one I always had wrong was Mike Tyson's Fist theme.

I used to think the lyric was "DeGeneration X, we don't need no sex." Now, I always thought that was a stupid lyric because DX's gimmick was all about sex, so it made no sense to me, only to find out years later that it is actually... "DeGeneration X, we don't need no respects."

[the fragile]

"IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTER HEAD!"

I'm sure we all know what the lyrics are already.

[Nafip]

"Smackdown! Theme" by Jim Johnston

Actual Lyrics? : "Everyone on the ground. Everybody stand up..."
(Mis)heard Lyrics : *gibberish*

Well, I still don't understand a damn word.

[redeagle]

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[NMMan]

Pretty much everything in Antonio Cesaro's theme "Miracle" — unless you are Swiss, German or French, that is.

[PaddyDragon23]

I understand a bit of it.

[MisterOhma]

Regarding "Miracle", I can't quite reference the REAL lyrics, but I swear I hear "John Cena, clean the filth" and "slappa the s**ts" in there several times.

[Okuabasi]

I'm a nice man!!
BOM! BOM!
Yeah, I'm a nice man!
BOM! BOM!

[Titan83]

Matt Hardy's 5th WWE - "Live for the Moment"
I thought "I can slap a tornado" always sounded like "I kiss life, for tornado"

I can slam a tomato..

[redeagle]

C'est un miracle!
(WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS CHAIR?)
C'est vrai!

/thread

[thebib62]

Just read online that Gangrel's theme at the beginning sounds like "I have hairy balls" when played in reverse.

Download: http://shutupload.com/dl/afe4a0a01531/

Mine=BLOWN!

[Titan83]

wow.. somehow, dude doesn't seem half as creepy as he was when I was a kid

[MisterOhma]

"C'est un miracle!" = "Samuel!"

[EddieK]

Gangrel's theme at the beginning sounds like "I have hairy balls" when played in reverse.

Download: http://shutupload.com/dl/afe4a0a01531/

Mine=BLOWN!

O.M.G
._. same here MIND=BLOWN....

[the fragile]

Gangrel's theme at the beginning sounds like "I have hairy balls" when played in reverse.

Download: http://shutupload.com/dl/afe4a0a01531/

Mine=BLOWN!

O.M.G
._. same here MIND=BLOWN....

Subliminal Messages. LOL

[Y2Jayne]

Smoke and Mirrors V2 : "I'll tear his ego down"
Always thought it was " As sure as they go down"

[thebib62]

Raw Is War 1998 - 2002 - Thorn In Your Eye" /"All Together Now"
I thought they always said "It's my life in box, so enjoy the beat!"


nWo's Final Theme - "Our House"
I thought Eric Bischoff's line "We are in control" was always saying ""We are assholes!"

Trevor Murdoch's WWE Theme (Miss Understood)

"I ain't no hick cowboy, ain't no dumb hayseed"" I thought it was always saying"I ain't no here cowboy, I ain't no dumb Tennessee"

"I'm at home in L.A." I thought it was always saying"I'll be home around 8"

"And I'm proud of feeling misunderstood that way" I thought it was always saying"And I'm tired of being misunderstood everyday."

[Tino]

Just read online that Gangrel's theme at the beginning sounds like "I have hairy balls" when played in reverse.

Download: http://shutupload.com/dl/afe4a0a01531/

Mine=BLOWN!

LMAO